This FPE has a runtime of 0:26:15, only 25.7% of our footage was used in the episode.
YouTube Link: youtu.be/aCwgkDmGweE
You find yourself trapped in a high-security pawn shop when a gang of vengeful Andorians kick the door open and start accusing you of espionage. You don't know what they're talking about, but you can tell this won't end peacefully. All of the pawn items are locked up, but you happen to have brought your wallet -- with intent to buy. Do you bother u...
2019-05-23 02:45:56 +0000 UTC View Post
This FPE has a runtime of 0:21:46, only 36.9% of our footage was used in the episode.
YouTube Link: youtu.be/CCR9S1rOHOs
Desperate Defense Week is back! We've got 4 again this time around, and we're kicking it off with a wooden board. Ready up and get in the mindset for some absolute nonsense martial arts.
You spawn in an enclosed construction site; dampened footsteps scurry over you from the floor above. Each passing step makes more obvious their hostile inten...
2019-05-22 05:36:52 +0000 UTC View Post
This FPE has a runtime of 0:41:50, only 21.5% of our footage was used in the episode.
YouTube Link: youtu.be/JwFJlvI7LK4
Whether you need to flex your tie game with a suit because you're infiltrating a secret society that has a dress code, or you just have a job interview and don't want to look like a complete idiot -- this will help... as much as a tie can.
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This FPE has a runtime of 2:09:55, only 39.9% of our footage was used in the episode.
YouTube Link: youtu.be/nuiLjpSF8uw
Low-key this our guide to being a slacker. "It's not about maximum motion, it's about minimal effort for maximum result." "You're going to do nothing until you have to." "Enough is plenty, we don't need more."
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Lo Schermo, overo Scienza d’Arme by Salvator Fabris (1606)
YouTube Link: youtu.be/iigoZLcBAxQ
Brian and Jason put HQ to the test... to see if it's a bonafide jedi temple.
"Cheat or do not. There is no try."
- Yoda
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This FPE has a runtime of 1:00:10, only 25.0% of our footage was used in the episode.
YouTube Link: youtu.be/Hyf0SESSJ28
Brian wakes up in an empty hotel room, chained to a radiator. A silhouette appears on an old television screen, but it's clearly Jason. In a distorted voice, "I would like to play a game, Mr. Brushwood. I have hidden 10 $100 bills, you can keep whatever you find, including... your life."
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This FPE has a runtime of 1:02:32, only 19.1% of our footage was used in the episode.
YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/2Nk_A2JKd-Y
We try not to encourage use of the stretcher too much around HQ, because Jason will just do the whole, "I need orange slices and a ride on the stretcher because I am feeling... uncouth" routine again.
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This FPE clocks in at a hefty 2:23:42, with 91.7% of our footage hitting the cutting room floor.
This FPE clocks in at 0:43:14, with 82.7% of our footage hitting the cutting room floor.
YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/PgaQgNfqBtc
That's right, it's time for another installment of Project Badass. As you can see, the car hood is slathered in a sexy chef concoction and we have eager participants with no experience. Totally and completely... badass.
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This FPE clocks in at 0:25:26, with 72.1% of our footage hitting the cutting room floor.
YouTube Link: youtu.be/B9dKPrsSqyo
You jolt awake in a cold sweat. Rushes of air hold you suspended in the void of an inhospitable chasm. As your eyes acclimate, a single rope floats in front of you. It communicates in a language unfamiliar yet perfectly understood, "to be, or knot to be." Every moment of indecision further slips your suspension above a most agonizing demise. In wha...
2019-04-05 14:19:26 +0000 UTC View Post
This FPE clocks in at 1:13:08, with 81.6% of our footage hitting the cutting room floor.
YouTube Link: youtu.be/gDD9iZDQe4k
At SXSW this year we had a special live performance of Modern Rogue during our annual South by So Wasted event, and this is a recording of that!
If you missed the live Night Attack from that event, where Jason told a story about Brian that you'll only hear on that show, you can find it here: 2019-04-03 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
This FPE clocks in at 1:41:08, with 88.8% of our footage hitting the cutting room floor.
YouTube Link: youtu.be/am2hX36FaPc
In one corner, normal-looking Brian armed with a mirror. He's torn his shirt off and smothered clay all over his body. He snarls, "Hey boss, I'm gonna kick your ass." In the other corner, we have spikey-haired Brian also armed with a mirror! He's identical in every way except for the palette swap. "I'm your worst nightmare, and incidentally, I'm my...
2019-03-30 01:14:13 +0000 UTC View Post
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Let's hope Brian's doctor does actually see this.
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Just a quick little update on HQ construction, and we unbox a suit of armor, because... sure.
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New Mailing Address!
Modern Rogue
539 W. Commerce #1975, Dallas TX 75208
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This FPE clocks in at 0:51:19, with 77.6% of our footage hitting the cutting room floor.
YouTube Link: youtu.be/saqckmFvb5w
[extremely Don LaFontaine voice]
The doctor is in! Dr. Skewer is a projectile acupuncture specialist... and also just happens to be a mole. Coming this fall, things are going to get hairy.
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This video is a successor to MR154: Turning Balloons into Deadly Slingshots. If you haven't seen that yet, you can catch ...
2019-03-23 00:49:33 +0000 UTC View Post
This FPE clocks in at 1:02:19, with 71.3% of our footage hitting the cutting room floor.
YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/2aGi0JZl_sE
Jason's been muttering "Nudity is wrong" under his breath ad nauseam for the past few months now. We weren't going to say anything, until we found out all of those books he's written were just hundreds of pages of Jack Torrance at a typewriter if he were obsessed with vintage pants. Letting him have run of a vintage clothes shop seemed like...
2019-03-16 01:41:36 +0000 UTC View Post
This FPE clocks in at 0:40:22, with 76.4% of our footage hitting the cutting room floor.
YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/MMkgAw46uV8
We used the same stuff they painted Marcus Miles's car with.
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