Hello you beautiful bosses. Brian Brushwood here, tapping this out on my iPhone as I sit on the same cruise ship you saw in today’s episode.
I’ve got a quick question for the $30 per month fans (though I’m posting this to everyone so I can gauge interest): for those of you guys who are receiving the super-exclusive quarterly T-shirts, are you cool with those designs ever being available to the public?
We’re getting close to closing on this Modern Rogue W...
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Number 7 would have been Brian and Jason's pruno.
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No, I don’t mean that episode of “She’s the Sheriff” where Brian played the drifter-with-a-heart-of-gold.
And no, I’m not talking about Jason’s episode of Cops.
And no, not Jason’s OTHER episode of Cops.
This morning our card throwing episode was on Right This Minute, which is apparently kind of a big deal.
http://www.rightthisminute...
YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/1BC4flpntpU
I'm afraid Brian and Jason got Rick Smith Jr. to be on the show under false pretenses. What they didn't tell him is that they have a business plan to Honey I Shrunk the Kids paying customers, gently balance them on a playing card with a custom built harness (gaffer's tape,) and hurl them towards the nearest micro-city. It's a bold step for environ...
2018-06-15 17:38:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Those vacant eyes. . . They haunt me. <br><br>So what do you think? Kyle? Lord HellScourge? Cindy?<br><br>XOXO<br>-Jason
2018-06-13 21:56:13 +0000 UTC View Post
YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/_8aqkY9EIwI
Desperate Defense Week comes to a conclusion! If you missed any, there are three quick episodes that led up to this: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMviV1kG2V2hqjNkAzDDuKK7KzbfTt8IK
You awake to find yourself in a dark room! Your ...
2018-06-08 17:52:49 +0000 UTC View Post
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We're progressing through Desperate Defense Week with day 3 of 4 with our snackable episodes!
You find yourself in a small room, you are surrounded by incredibly life-like mannequins. You can hear one of them breathing, but you can't tell which one is real. All you have on you is a bobby pin in your hair. The breathing pauses for a beat, the...
2018-06-08 02:02:13 +0000 UTC View Post
YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/KyZgn6mxzZI
Continuing our Desperate Defense Week with day 2 of 4 back-to-back quick episodes!
You find yourself in a red room, there is a life-sized velvet painting of a clown on the wall across from you. You find a box of matches in your own pocket. You do not remember how you got there. After a brief pause, Mambo No. 5 blares throughout the room and ...
2018-06-06 17:51:56 +0000 UTC View Post
YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/QgPbKrfd4TE
You find yourself in a barren room, a lone can of hair spray at your feet. You do not remember how you got there. After a brief pause, a klaxon blares throughout the room and an aggressor emerges from a shadow-engulfed corner of the room. Do you use the hair spray to defend yourself?
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New articles every weekday at http://themodernrogue.com
Never look a grift horse in the mouth.
* none of our con artists are actually horses, unfortunately
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Howdy, Rogues! I’m sitting here listening to organ music and steepling my fingers as I plan the next batch of episodes. I’ve got a month to prepare!
I’ve got books and emails and years of research in front of me. PLENTY of ideas for Modern Rogue.
But what do YOU want to see? If we can afford it and it won’t get us killed or arrested, we might film it this summer!
-Jason
YouTube link:https://youtu.be/2-eMOCMDQj8
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It's Memorial Day weekend, so you already know what it is! That's right, a good old fashioned cookout. Grab the kids, grab the psyonic wildebeest ca...
2018-05-25 20:35:17 +0000 UTC View Post
YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/pEnKR1kzoHc
Forged in the dusk of the Cold War, the pants were imbued with a mystic mistrust. It is said these pants transform their bearer into a supernaturally deceptive creature, something beyond the sum of their parts. It is within these polyester confines that a man finds himself cruel and twisted, a puppet of the pantaloon. Evil Grandpants Murphy ...
2018-05-18 16:36:59 +0000 UTC View Post
YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/3bmcpjBO4a0
Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony, then everything changed when Brian and Jason got to use quarterstaffs.
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We are funded in part by y...
2018-05-12 15:20:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, youthful gaming elite. This is an instructional digital computing guide that will aid you in your conquest to overthrow the "status" quo. Only on the world wide web can you get this "level" of past knowledge colliding with present computing. Now this is a rich multi-media experience that's all that and a bag of chips!
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(Here's the full episode of the video we posted earlier today in case you missed the link)
YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/ME7U5XFzrZU
Brian and Jason have been driving around Austin declaring themselves the Potato Pirates and they have the cannon to prove it. It's really gotten out of hand, they commandeer cars in the neighborhood yelling, "AVAST" while they throw pota...
2018-04-27 21:13:07 +0000 UTC View Post
YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/WNfnlXRZb5I
Hello you beautiful life-changing Rogues! Brian Brushwood here.
Today we're trying something new, and as our bosses, we'd really like your feedback:
The Modern Rogue is doing just fantastic on our content these days. Feedback on the articles has been great, and the episodes seem to be getting better and better. We're looking to i...
2018-04-27 16:05:45 +0000 UTC View Post
It's been a while, old friend.
YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/h6qRA-aYQP0
Bill tried to tell Jason that x-ray vision didn't really work the way that comic books had led him to believe, but he just couldn't live with the disappointment in Jason's face. So he set out to recreate every living person in ballistic gel, starting with Jason himself.
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Thanks to Bill for making this even remotely possible. 2018-04-21 02:19:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy Rogues! You got questions? I’ve got answers! (As long as it’s about Spider-Man or horror movies. I’ll make the rest up!)<br><br>Let’s hear it!
2018-04-20 00:58:18 +0000 UTC View Post
YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/hNig-gEtNKg
It's just Baby's Day Out but Brian and Jason instead of the baby and parkour instead of Chicago.
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Tremendous thanks to Dmitri and Eric from Laché, who without this episode would have been far from possible.
YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/BQxoJ5cg22s
The incredible but true story of the one man who took things too far by volunteering for a highly experimental and controversial operation. SomeBODY once told him it couldn't be done, most everybody wanted to have none, but in the end, it all came down to one.
This summer, Jason Murphy is... THE LAST SHREK.
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Immeasura...
2018-04-07 12:23:33 +0000 UTC View Post
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Mr. Harvard Wallbanger Esq. III and Dr. Cosmappel Politan sailed the seven seas and landed in Austin, TX for just one noble reason: to get cosmically smashed and teach us their sloppy, slurry ways.
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To make a Harvey Wallbanger, you'll need:
