It’s been 80-90 degrees every day this past week, and then suddenly over the weekend it was 67 and raining. It got me thinking about autumn and the crisp chill of the air that is sure to come. So this week as the AIMS team flops around the dark forest, think about curling up and getting cozy with some hot cocoa.
So I went ahead and put together this starter pack. Pop on <...
2025-09-22 11:59:02 +0000 UTC View PostWe spend 90 minutes heading on over to Barnbuster Video to watch a hillbilly Ringu tape from a SECOND hillbilly Jigsaw in this, the shocking conclusion to the two-part Dark Forest finale!
Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK.
We spend 90 minutes heading on over to Barnbuster Video to watch a hillbilly Ringu tape from a SECOND hillbilly Jigsaw in this, the shocking conclusion to the two-part Dark Forest finale!
Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK.
The moon landing. Y2K. Toyotathon. Some events are so important, such a part of our cultural identity, that we remember where we were when we experienced it. We remember everything about those days, from the scent in the air to the way the sun felt as it shone upon our faces. The second year of 1900HotDog was more important and culturally impactful than all that other bullshit, and we have the merch to prove it.
2025-09-20 18:00:08 +0000 UTC
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There was a time when every video game company from around the world came to downtown Los Angeles to showcase their upcoming titles. The amazing event was called The Electronic Entertainment Expo, or E3, and companies like Sony and Microsoft would fill airplane hangar-sized multimedia installations and $4,000,000 parties with nerd-weary bikini ladies and unlimited liquor. But if ...
2025-09-19 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
We’ve written about John Fenley before. You can click this link to read it, but he’s just your basic CD storage grifter turned crimetown land baron/frustrated Go-kart track purveyor. Long story short, he’s a guy who moved to Pine Bluff, Arka...
2025-09-18 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
It is a Saturday morning in the mid '90s. You are up uncharacteristically early, perhaps awakened by the sound of a lawnmower off in the distance of your charming, middle-class residential neighborhood. Birds chirp pleasantly outside your window, perched in the horse chestnut tree that towers above your modest bungalow — which, being the only home you have ever known, does not ...
2025-09-17 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostWe're exploring the cursed media origins of the Hot Dog Crew, and this week it's Lydia Bugg with a show called Atlantis High, a paranormal New Zealand YA sitcom. It's like Saved by the Bell meets The X Files, but darker and hornier than either of those things. It definitely shouldn't exist, but it does explain absolutely everything about Lydia.
2025-09-17 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostLydia Bugg is back after an hour of nonsense to induldge in 11 minutes of absolute lunacy with a rousing round of TIDBITS!
2025-09-17 11:58:02 +0000 UTC View PostWe're exploring the cursed media origins of the Hot Dog Crew, and this week it's Lydia Bugg with a show called Atlantis High, a paranormal New Zealand YA sitcom. It's like Saved by the Bell meets The X Files, but darker and hornier than either of those things. It definitely shouldn't exist, but it does explain absolutely everything about Lydia.
2025-09-17 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Anyone know how to reach Lochlainn? There’s a job opening.
I’d like to make a referral.
While grieving matters, so does seizing the moment. My old rival Eric flamed out like a bald Duke Nukem, and I need a foil. Seabrook’s the 2025-09-16 12:00:36 +0000 UTC View Post
This doll hunting thing has not been going well. You'd be surprised how cost prohibitive purchasing haunted dolls to murder can be. Sometimes you purchase a doll and its malevolent spirit is damaged during shipping, which isn't always UPS's fault; sometimes the seller doesn't even put a "please handle with care, full of evil" sticker on the box.
Real ones know the Doom Guy is Brigham Young. That’s right, this week it is all about MORMONISM:
I’ve got two things to show you here before we dive into the vault.
In the early '90s, there was a murder you've probably heard of. The suspect was a Heisman trophy-winning NFL Hall-of-Famer, a movie star, and the celebrity spokesperson for Dingo cowboy boots, Hertz Rental Car, Pioneer Chicken, Chevrolet, Wilson Sporting Goods, Treesweet Orange Juice, Schick Flexomatic Razors, and Honey Baked Ham. If it's still not ringing a bell, when the suspec...
2025-09-12 12:00:40 +0000 UTC View Post
The Calgary Flames are a professional hockey team. They’re also destroying themselves, and music, and Canada. The Calgary Flames are cursed in these profound ways despite how cute their outfits were in 1987:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9eF6DVI0tk
Bask in that song. It’s a hot ...
2025-09-11 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, glad you could make it. Turns out the rest of the crew couldn't be here, though. Yeah, Jessie's got a stomach thing, Kareem's dogsitting, and Dave got grabbed by ICE. It's cool, though. I picked up this new one-shot game we can play instead of our regular campaign. I know, I really wanted to see how the party dealt with the Sex Gnomes of the Underfuck too. Hopefully we can b...
2025-09-10 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostNobody's first memory should be Mickey Rooney's head, magically bisected and glued to the side of a three dimensional rainbow puzzle box. But it does explain some things about Brockway. Come listen as he makes his broken memories Seanbaby and Hana's problem. It's another Hot Dog Origin Story!
Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be ...
2025-09-10 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostHana Michels is back for a bonus round of WikiWhy, the game that's impossible to win under any circumst- hold on, she WHAT.
2025-09-10 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostNobody's first memory should be Mickey Rooney's head, magically bisected and glued to the side of a three dimensional rainbow puzzle box. But it does explain some things about Brockway. Come listen as he makes his broken memories Seanbaby and Hana's problem. It's another Hot Dog Origin Story!
Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT...
2025-09-10 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I challenge you to Dolls. I'm looking to build an elite team of doll hunters. We will purchase all the most menacing dolls for sale on Etsy and eliminate them. However, for budgetary purposes, we'll need to make sure we're only eliminating the dolls that are plotting something and not regular, unhaunted dolls. That's phase two. For the purposes of this training exercise and ent...
2025-09-08 12:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostBig BIGFEETS posters ft. BIGFEETS. It’s quite the large feat.
This week I’m showing you our posters in case you forgot about them. Perfect for wrapping gifts to friends, or wallpapering your room. You can even use the back as blank paper to write on. A billion uses, all of them fantastic!
2025-09-08 11:59:11 +0000 UTC
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Why does Jeff have a skull up his nose? Why is Buck locked up in a dancer's cage? Why are they still in the Dark Forest? Are we really gonna eat all this deer poop? All these questions and more will likely be forgotten as the AIMS Team gets distracted in part one of this two-part finale!
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Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book...
2025-09-08 11:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostWhy does Jeff have a skull up his nose? Why is Buck locked up in a dancer's cage? Why are they still in the Dark Forest? Are we really gonna eat all this deer poop? All these questions and more will likely be forgotten as the AIMS Team gets distracted in part one of this two-part finale!
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Robert will go to jail if you do...
2025-09-08 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s time… DOGS! ASSEMBLE!
The whole crew is back together for one more job. You son of a bitch; you’re in. And we’ve got a bunch of options for you to bring the crew home.
I woke up with a thought too stupid to pursue, but impossible to ignore. "What's the deal with all the bad toys named Jimmy?" It was garbage. That's not a topic for discussion. That's not an article. A worthless waste of thought, so I went to my office to never think about it again when a voice from the books said, "I know you heard me."
It was coming from the Dennis Miller...
2025-09-05 12:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
This time we’re talkin about friendships what transend your typical limitations like when a horse and a boy saves each others lifes from shipwrecks and snakes or when two men across a ocean who never even met fa...
2025-09-04 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
The United Kingdom is currently speedrunning national decline, obsessing over internet activity, immigration, and public bathroom usage while its decrepit, aging population hollers terrified hate-jabberings out their windows like Bloodborne NPCs. But despite their current laser focus on hitting themselves and their many, many crimes, the British did bequeath the...
2025-09-03 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostHave you ever wondered what makes Seanbaby tick? Of course not, it's universally understood that Seanbaby runs on KICK and PUNCH and HUNK. In this episode, learn Seanbaby's Hot Dog Origin story alongside Brockway and guest, Mark Mahoney. Try to act surprised when it turns out to be geriatric exercises from the 1980s dressed up as karate.
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2025-09-03 11:59:02 +0000 UTC View PostBad Candy Mark gets a taste of Extra Weiner, the worst candy.
2025-09-03 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View Post
