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🦍 Sober #EP 52 - Gorilla Couch

 Anyone know the origin of monkey in a barrel? 🤔

Golf With Your Mates

LETS GO GOLFING!

The Cold Ones crew is swinging into action for a chaotic round of virtual golf with friends.

Will their gaming skills be up to par? Or is this game going straight into the rough?

We Tasted 10,000 Years of Alcohol - EXTENDED

You walk into the bar and see these two fellas. Who you drinking with?

10,000BC Cave Man Chad?

Or Bald 10,000AD Max?

Edited by Jess

🥣 Sober EP# 51 - Cereal Box (AUDIO)

🥣 Sober EP# 51 - Cereal Box

🥜 Sober #EP 50 - Scroggin (AUDIO)

Did you hear about the grape farmer with the peanut allergy?

🥜 Sober #EP 50 - Scroggin

Did you hear about the grape farmer with the peanut allergy?

4 guys play Chained Together!

Four male participants, identified as having minimal cognitive function, were selected for a study.

They were placed in a controlled, locked environment and instructed to play the cooperative video game "Chained Together," which requires high levels of communication, coordination, and problem-solving.

The outcome was far from what we expected.

🚰 Sober #EP 49 - Hose (AUDIO)

We need to get some hose in this hot tub bro

🚰 Sober #EP 49 - Hose

We need to get some hose in this hot tub bro

🐛 Sober #EP 48 - Bugs (AUDIO)

The bugs are back

🐛 Sober #EP 48 - Bugs

The bugs are back

The Boys Play BO2 Zombies

HELLO

Enjoy watching Scott hard carry while the other lads rack up downs.

Let us know what you want us to play in the future! These will be more regular!

Cheers!

Edited by Jess

Shrimp Fried Rice Shirt AD Bloopers

Did you know that a shrimp fried this rice?

YES.

A SHRIMP FRIED THIS RICE.

A SHRIMP.

A LITTLE OCEAN CRITTER WITH DACTYL CLUBS FRIED THIS RICE.

HE HAS LITTLE ARMS.

HOW CAN HE FRY THE RICE.

THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

THEY DON'T EVEN GET PAID.

WE ARE KILLING FULL GENERATIONS OF SHRIMP.

WE ARE TERRIBLE PEOPLE.

SOMEONE CALL THE AUTHORITIES.

THE WORKING CONDITIONS ARE TERRIBLE.

MY NAME CHEF.

Max and Chad dive into Korean Culture!

mmmmm worms. I love worms.

This was a TikTok series but due to popular demand we edited a Patreon banger for you!

Enjoy!

We Tried Cooking with Random Appliances - EXTENDED

Ain't no way I'm ever letting these guys cook me a meal. 💀

Like seriously? If you had to pick one meal they cooked, what what you even pick???

Write in the comments below

Edited by Jess

🇳🇿 Sober #EP 47 - New Zealand (AUDIO)

Chad, are you still playing Pokemon GO....

🇳🇿 Sober #EP 47 - New Zealand

Chad, are you still playing Pokemon GO....

We Tried REAL vs. KNOCK-OFF Alcohol (EXTENDED CUT)

YOOOOOO!!!! ITS DARCY I HACKED THE MAIN FRAME CAUSE SILAS PACKING MEATS (BASED) IM GONNA UPLOAD THIS VIDEO NOW

Enjoy this EXTRA LONG cut of our friends CHAD and MAX and TED drinking a few GROGS!!!!

Edited by Jess

🍬 Sober #EP 46 - Zappo (AUDIO)

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more games, or games, "unlimited games" and no games?

🍬 Sober #EP 46 - Zappo

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more games, or games, "unlimited games" and no games?

🕒Sober #EP 45 - Nostalgia (AUDIO)

🕒Sober #EP 45 - Nostalgia

We Made Pop Culture Drinks Alcoholic [EXTENDED]

FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE LAZARBEAM FORTNITE

Edited by Jess

⚔️ Sober #EP 44 - The Guild (AUDIO)

⚔️ Sober #EP 44 - The Guild

You'll have to speak up, we're raiding

🗾 Sober #EP 43 - Japan (AUDIO)

🗾 Sober #EP 43 - Japan

I have gout

🥳Sober #EP 42 - After Party (AUDIO)

You're lucky that Maxibon women ain't handing out full sized grogs.

🥳Sober #EP 42 - After Party

You're lucky that Maxibon women ain't handing out full sized grogs.