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Sweet dumb jock lets you feel his muscles... (m4a)

Has it been too long since you bumped into a wide-eyed himbo, angels? I say yes. Enjoy ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ”ฅ

POV: You've just finished playing a bluegrass show at a small-town college venue when a big ol' himbo-type approaches you with some sweet words of gratitude. As you start chatting, you're struck by his kindness and general naivete -- as well as his guileless curiosity about your violin skills. You can't help but feel charmed, and end up inviting yourself over to his dorm room for some one-on-one "music lessons." 

CW: This episode portrays sexual dynamics involving a somewhat naive speaker character of the 'dumb jock' trope/stereotype. The speaker character enjoys and consents to sexual attention, but continually expresses consent in a passive form (e.g. "you can do X to me if you want."). There are unpleasant violin noises from 6:40-7:05.

Note that this content is entirely fictional and all sexual acts are simulated. All characters portrayed are 18+ years of age.


Comments

Oh! An actually sweetheart with a pure soul and doesn't know he's beautiful. Not really. Listener's kinda not cool though...at least GIVE the violin lesson! I'm crushing on him and I'll be good to him. Might bite but only with permission, of course.

Shellbelle

๐Ÿฅฐ cutie pie ๐Ÿ˜ love a himbo with special interests ๐Ÿคฃ the irony of a guy with boulders for shoulders being a geology major was incredible ๐Ÿ˜‚ i would also have to measure the Mohs of those muscles with my teeth ๐Ÿ˜ as a band geek, i'd melt if i had the chance to worship a jock. decades of playing woodwinds; i know how to use my mouth ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคญ

Maria

Love me some hot himbo action. So respectful *swoon*

Geek Girl

Breaking a guitar on your brother is the real sibling dynamic

Miri Vlachoulis

This man is so sweet and oblivious ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿ˜ญ my heart is melting into mush ๐Ÿซ  The way he was just happy to talk about stuff he liked ๐Ÿฅบ and just so chill about literally everything she asked and didn't even question it ๐Ÿ˜ญ and then he just- just casually like that against the wall?? aghh I think I'm in love ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ  Side note, this was a really interesting change from your usual more intellectual diction, I love when you talk with fancier words but honestly this was a really sweet and kinda relaxing change of pace. I didn't have to use my brain too much ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’• and the character was just too frickin adorable for words. ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฉท

Ann Harlow

Your comments are always my favorite on every audio ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’•

Ann Harlow

This character is so sweet and fun! I just want to give him a pet rock but I feel he'd turn it down because his dorm doesn't allow pets ๐Ÿคญ

blissful schnooze

My word, he's so sweet and adorkable. Loved it, as I always do.

Rachel Tipaldi

โ€œi know a lot about rocksโ€ oh i want him so bad

izzy

Oh. Oh, heโ€™s perfect.

Khat

Game changing audio here. Iโ€™m so easy. A walking cliche, actually. Love it though!โค๏ธ

Peter Courtien

heโ€™s such a cutie

๐Ÿง›โ€โ™€๏ธ

The speaker is sexy in a simple, sweet way. It would never occur to him that sports are anything but fun. It also doesn't seem to occur to him that the listener has any interest in his physique except in the academic sense, which is kind of cute. It's a refreshing change up from the usual, calculating, horn-dog persona. However, he's almost too simple when he doesn't get the clues thrown down by a request to bite his shoulder and lift the listener. He doesn't even start to understand until he is in a face to face embrace with the listener. Now we start to get back on track. I like the speaker's gentle voice quality when he's speaking, but I feel like there are large gaps in the conversation where I get distracted from the story. The choice to take an against the wall position is very hot and the hard thrusting graphics are *very* enjoyable to listen to in combination with the running conversation. The higher pitch vocals during the speaker's climax sent a little surge through my brain.

Michelle

Wow this was a wonderful one ๐Ÿฅฐ๐ŸฅฐYou're such a romantic sweetheart! And it's so adorable whenever the listener asks you if you're ok with something, just the simple "yeah that's cool" is so cute and accurate. You're an amazing person Mr. Dark๐Ÿฉต

Emera

My favorite character

Atticus

Iโ€™m so glad I decided to give this audio another try because the amount of communication and this himbo in general for this audio is absolutely delicious. Strong and soft characters are just ใ€œโ™ฅ๏ธŽ Excellent work, DDA!

Sim

This has quite possible the best audio climax that I have EVER heard....I was SOOO not ready for this one! I'm pretty sure I climaxed myself at the same time and NOONE was touching me.... What kind of auditory magic/voodoo are you working with Sir and where can I find some IRL! I am here for it. Congratulations on being you! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜

Sharell

Haha you remembered my virtuosic performance?? Sounds like a blast ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿค˜

Benjamin Phillips

I went to a concert on the weekend called "Best of Metal on Strings." It was awesome!! ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿค˜๐ŸผAnd I remembered the violin in this audio, haha! I'm not a metalhead at all, but I appreciate a good melody, regardless of genre. Hope you had a good weekend as well. But I suspect that every day is feeling like the weekend for you!

JL

Oh gawds i am unalived...i am offed...do not call the coroners and just leave my body where it is....i swear those moans and orgasms are the death of me...let me die a million deaths and fly to Don dark heavens!!!!! โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ sir you are so amazing and those sexy sounds jesaaaaaaaaaasssss don dark you are awesomeness ๐Ÿ’‹โค๏ธ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚ now im gonna put myself in the -----> over there in the corner for time out before i misbehave ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Doรฑa Yayi

He's soooo cute! I love him as a character. (Didn't know he was my type. Thanks for the new discovery.) But I'm not sure if I feel bad for leading him to play with our "instrument" or turned on that he was a good boy to just go with it. ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ˜Š

Janyx XVII

Heโ€™s just adorableโ€ฆand sexy. Getting pounded like a jackhammer against the wallโ€ฆ.yes, please. ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅด

Pandora Mauve

STOOOP HES SO CUTE ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Dani A

What a sweetheart. One of my favourite characters so far. Almost felt bad as the listener character to be corrupting him. Liked the undercurrent of humour. The writing background shows. (From a CW major ๐Ÿ‘‹)

yslm

Itโ€™s clear that a lot of your business comes from dudes so itโ€™s okay to make a m4m recording ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Dustin Alexander

Omg the ending ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ i didnโ€™t expect those loud grunt noises boi surprise me ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Spice Chai latteโ˜•๏ธ

my type in men is either dumb or dominant and this man checks one or the other im every audio jesus

kat nunley

What a big sweetie sweetheart ๐Ÿฅนโค๏ธ

nightbluesky

Holy shit

Charlene

So dumb ๐Ÿ˜. Hilarious then super hot. Loved it ๐Ÿฅฐ

shellanofrhage

Me too! I didn't realize I liked Himbos. "Sexy ASMR - helping you learn about your kinks since 20??"

Geek Girl

"So now I know a lot about rocks." Love this!

Geek Girl

me, knowing I like to be carried and being hypothetically carried in the audio: ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ 

Angelieโท

"That wasn't country?" Haha lovely ๐Ÿฅฐ Geology, huh? Wasn't expecting that โ˜บ๏ธ DD, were you sick while recording this audio or had you just woken up? You sounded different, but not in a bad way, okay? Never, in a bad way ๐Ÿ˜˜ So raspy! Oh God, I laughed so much on that bow part ๐Ÿคฃ you're so funny! Plus, your laugh is soooo adorable โ™ฅ๏ธ "Trying to play a pencil" Oh, you playing the violin was the highlight of my day ๐Ÿ˜‚ I love how you always teach us something in your audios...even if it's about muscles ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป God, I felt like a predator stalking its prey, you were so cute and naive!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿคญ "hmmm, you want to taste it?" ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ  I love hearing you moan and breathing hard ๐Ÿ”ฅ playing with our hair?? ๐Ÿซ  This mental picture... damn! The standing position ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ when sliding down, I bit my lip so hard! The hard thrusts ๐Ÿฅต It's no secret, I absolutely love hearing you climax, DD ๐Ÿ”ฅ So good ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ”ฅโ™ฅ๏ธ

V

This unlocked something

Julez

amps, instruments, violinists...

Holly March

He can carry stuff no problem!

.

i shouldn't have relistened... this has the power to undo my being aromantic... he would be such a good roadie... i can imagine him being a roadie while also writing masters level essays on geology wherever the band travels...

Holly March

You're very welcome & schlaf gut โœจ

.

Seems like everybody's losing sleep??? I'm listening to this to fall asleep and then having โœจ pleasant โœจ dreamsโ€”ANYWAY great content as always bestie, thank you for keeping us well fed ;)

opossumsgirlboss999

Jocks donโ€™t tend to be my favorite usually but this might be my absolute favorite episode because Iโ€™ve played Bluegrass fiddle for 20 years

Emma The Sea Witch

โ€œAnd now I know a lot about rocks!โ€ I donโ€™t usually like this kind of character but my heart ๐Ÿ˜ซ so freaking cute ๐Ÿ˜ญ

WhyLychee

Ooohh, talk anatomy to meโ€ฆIโ€™ve never realized it before, but as a nurse that really does it for me.

IndyMndy

Mm ... that was so good ... :) Thank you.

Vala

I did. I loved this one too. You continue to spoil us with how often you have been posting and the impeccable quality of your work. D, you are incredible. A master artist! I adore you playing the lovable, dim, and sweet guy โ€” the beginning had me smiling so hard. But I also love that you couldnโ€™t help yourself and had to get nerdy with the anatomy I couldnโ€™t get over the geology part. Made me remember back when I visited a neighboring college for a tournament and their nicest, newest, and most beautiful building was all for their geology department ๐Ÿ˜… The โ€œwe didnโ€™t discuss that. I wouldnโ€™tโ€ฆโ€ was my absolute undoing ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿซ 

Jennifer Lopez

Probably will! People went wild for the latest one, which is v encouraging ๐Ÿ’ช

.

This is so good. I now have a himbo kink, so thanks for that. Hoping you'll fill up the 'himbo' tag with some more content ๐Ÿฅน

G

I just wanna be a fly on the wall during your thrusting. Just ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ–ค

Tara J

This is one of my favorites so far. The jock's shyness/"dumbness" is really well done. I also want to add that I like how consent for both characters is added in, usually consideration for the male is not emphasized. Hopefully we will see more of this character in the future.

heart murmur

yes, I love the Golden Retriever Boyfriend :D and this one is his own Golden Retriever here xD

Queen Zelda

Kiss me like one of your dumb jocks

Cephalobod

โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ

Shiva

Omg DDA THIS WAS GOLD ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE FROM START TO FINISH LOVED IT SCENARIO WAS SWEET THEN WOW OMG YOU SOUNDED SO HOT ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿฅต THANKYOU DDA โค โค SORRY DIDNT LISTEN SOONER HAD FAMILY EMERGENCY

Cutie09๐Ÿ’“

5 minutes in and my heart is melted

Kat

I love that. Seriously itโ€™s really impressive ๐Ÿ˜Š

Chrissy Cat16

Oh my gawds just finished listening to this again. I just cant get enough of this man's moans and orgasms!!!! Just so luscious and sexy!!!! And the acting ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿ’‹โค๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ fawkin hades hell soldiers....pleaseee never stop those moans and always gift us with those delicious orgasms my heart they sound so real!!!!! Not similated!!!!!

Doรฑa Yayi

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.

Its was really good. I love from start to finish. Always have me melting ๐Ÿ˜

ExoticCreampuffs

i feel like the jock was definitely a virgin or this was one of his first times๐Ÿ˜ญ he sounds so shy and I LOVED it!!!

Jacob

Golden Retriever Boyfriend is actually his own thing, but I'll grant the overlap haha

.

All improv!

.

Himbo City or bust!

.

I'm tellin' you people, we're in a new era ๐Ÿ‘น

.

you are a golden retriever, such happy, goofy and kind vibes :) you are so sweet, delightful and so amazingly cute. my review to you and your story: the bestest of best / infinitely awesome x3

Queen Zelda

Oh my DDA - I love me a himbo jock boy... You covered my body in goosebumps and tingles with your orgasm! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’‹

Jheni B.

I need to know who writes the scripts cause ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ’‹

Chrissy Cat16

Your character development skills are unreal!

Devila May Care

When he said โ€˜and just F*CK YOU RIGHT UP AGAINST THE WALLโ€™ Hellllll yesssโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ

Thena

I never knew how much I needed this ๐Ÿฅฐ

Kanna Rose

He is adorable ๐Ÿฅน so dumb, I just want to hug him

KarBun

๐Ÿ˜Šโค๏ธ

MeridianSkye

Not me having a Bachelors of Science in geology! ๐Ÿชจ ๐Ÿ‘€

Morticia

Babe! While not strictly bluegrass, here are some personal faves from artists who typically feature a lot of fiddle: "Knockin'" (sexy AF); "Sourwood Mountain" - Carolina Chocolate Drops "O Love is Teasin'" - Rhiannon Giddens "Long Hot Summer Days" - Sara Watkins "Scotch & Chocolate" - Nickel Creek "Tell Me True;" "Come on Up to the House" - Sarah Jarosz "Wildflowers" - The Wailin' Jennys "Rye Whiskey" - Punch Brothers (I will also never stop proselytizing about their cover of "Reptilia." See it on AV Undercover on YouTube.) "Come on in My Kitchen" - Crooked Still Also, not for nothing, but the breakdown at 4:12 in "Laundry Room" by The Avett Brothers (they do not, however, typically have a lot of fiddle) is one of my favorite moments ever. Ugh. Okay. I have been enough. ๐Ÿค“

A

How do you get something dirty to be sweet? You really know what you are doing๐Ÿซถ sex in the car, sweet. Up against the wall, sweet. ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ 

The queen of darkness

"now i know allot about rocks" i love him

griffon farrar

THE SOUND EFFECTS FOR THE BOW AGAINST THE STRINGS ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I wasn't expecting to cackle

Amano_seo

Excellent story & such a great build up ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–

AnimeDiplomat

Ok but Iโ€™m literally a violinist at a contemporary music school whoโ€™s done bluegrass and I feel completely and utterly blessed rn this is too much

Bleep blarp bloop

My heart heโ€™s so cute! Heโ€™s treating us so well!!! Thank you thank youu ๐Ÿค๐Ÿซ‚

aevis

I'm loving the consistency!!

Froggy

โ€œYou have to get your bow? Oh damn Iโ€™m sorry, I didnโ€™t know you had a boyfriend.โ€ HES SO CUTE ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Khy

This started out so adorable and funny. This character is really sweet. Once they get to the dorm room, it progresses to spicy pretty quickly. I didnโ€™t know that somebody describing muscles could be so sexy. And OMFG, the sex against the wall, and that spectacular finish - I was hyperventilating! Thanks, DDA! โค๏ธ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅตโค๏ธ

Pam 701

This is ADORABLE. I love that he wasn't overly dominant or overly submissive, pretty much the perfect middle ground

Be-gay-do-crimes

Imma go have another shot ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ because listening to this ohh jesus fawkin christmas don dark this masterpiece got me by the tits. Shit sorry for the bad words its the ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ lol but yaaaasss this audio was is so cute, sweet and delicious โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Doรฑa Yayi

Oh wow this jock was so sweet, so cute, so endearing, but when yaaaassss yas yasss every time when sexy times arrive holy fawkin fawk my insides burn inside and my body just craves for special attention ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ. How this jock lets the listener do whatever she wants with him oh gawds that has my head spinning , my whole body shaking, my legs i just dont feel them no more oh holy fawkin hades havin a shot of vodka with Dr. Pepper this man's moans, breathing, sexy talk just everything sounds so real like he is actually turned on recording this audio!!!!! Just ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿ’‹โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ. Oh my heart this man's moans ruin me lol and i love it!!!!! Ohhhh jesus fawkin hells i am so goin to grab my boyfriend now and just @#$%&*?!โ˜†โ–ช๏ธŽยคยกยฟ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ him moaning " you gonna cum with me? You gonna cum with me???? Ohhh yaaass sir i will cum with you ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ. Fawkin hells soldiers the way you came at the end sounds so real...SHEEEEEET imma stop thats as much as i will horny post. You sir please continue to moan like that pleaaaase don dark lol. Thats it i aint sayin no more imma behave before you put me in time out lol ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚

Doรฑa Yayi

I don't know why, but the way you said "teeny" at about 6:30 timestamp made me laugh.

zidgelT

Well, Iโ€™ve never given a violin lesson that ended quite like this! But if itโ€™s a guy like that I certainly wouldnโ€™t mind lol

Lizabeth Malky

Aww the jock was adorable

Khloi Otaku

must... be... protected... at... all... costs! how do the kids say it? we stan a consent king!

Holly March

Omg he's so cute I'm dead ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ 'now I know a lot about rocks!' ๐Ÿ˜

Heather

โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ

Julie G

"with reverb" is taking me out ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Lakora

SCREAMING WILDLY, I LOVE HIMBOS!!!

Lakora

would love a high fiddle content bluegrass rec!

Holly March

OH MY GODS, BEAU/BOW, deep, you are killing me!

Holly March

Long day today and i definitely need to sit my ass somewhere and stay put!!!!! Now im SAT!!!!! This is just what i need to just feel relaxed. Well imma get ready to get my ears and heart and other regions tickled โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ. Let me get my raspberry vodka with soda ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ

Doรฑa Yayi

You adding more breathing and less moaning did not go unnoticed. ๐Ÿ‘โค๏ธโญ๏ธ love it.

midnite_quinn

Say less ๐Ÿ˜Œ

LKLG

i'm aromantic and even my heart turned over at "i know a lot about rocks"... we must protect him... not from us, obviously...

Holly March

early asf thankfully ๐Ÿ˜

kitty kat

I would have derailed this so quickly with playlist and artist suggestions. ๐Ÿช•

A

Himbos are my second fav yay!! โค๏ธ (after emo/punk guys ofc)

Lauren โ™ก

*with reverb* ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

.

Yes it has been too long since Iโ€™ve bumped into a wide eyed himbo, howโ€™d you know? ๐Ÿ–ค

Mina Bee

The speed in which I opened the app when I saw this notification ๐Ÿคฃ Was sad that the Haikyuu movie isnโ€™t available here yet and just reading โ€œsweet dumb jockโ€ reminded me of one of my fave characters in it so Iโ€™m super grateful for this!! ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿผ

Angelieโท

Iโ€™m bout to *with reverb* CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM, UGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Keep up the work DDA ๐Ÿ‘Œ)

KYUBI

yes please ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

cheychey๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’•


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