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Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Booty Edition

I don't get the whole thing about a woman wanting her butt to be the size of a 747, to the point of being so aerodynamically unbalanced that she's in danger of falling backwards and becoming a human bean bag chair.



(He’s not in El Lay anymore, but-t still thinking about the Kardashians, I see… πŸ˜‹)

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Booty Edition

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sure thing, thanks!

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Ain’t that the truth ❀️❀️❀️

I guess this is why there is not a buttock count.

and wranglers Not levis ;)

hahaha! i Totally dont get it either! and of Course hes still thinking of the kardashians , he will Never be able to erase that butt from his mind!

Boobs he gets. Boo-ty, not so much. πŸ˜‹

πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹ all boo-ty is πŸ”₯ boo-ty!! πŸ˜‹

I think it's Mass Gluteus Formation Psychosis.

Moviegique

His booty pic is really sending me on a journey πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ if he needs an expert opinion he should ask his lovely co-star: DARCY! ❀️ She DID star in T&A πŸ˜›

I have to agree with him here...

I like men with big butts like Jason Voorhees ;)

Deimos Masque

I have a hard time believing that a man wouldn't enjoy a woman that is so buxom as to be cartoonish πŸ™‚

Oh no, @flushgorden! The new update has this weird lil button that auto deletes comments I keep pushing by accident when I scroll! I’m sorry I deleted your wisdom! Gonna try hard to remember to be VERY careful about that! (Reposting here in case replies get deleted too)

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According to Spinal Tap, β€œthe bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’ β€œ

Maybe it's like a cushion in case they get Hemorrhoids? Seems logical to me. πŸ€ͺπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

πŸ˜‚ πŸ‘ nice bewtocks JBB

My dream is to date a proper coffee table with better legs and less square if you know what I mean and I think you do

As JB may have been hinting, there is a danger of the cultural pendulum swinging too far in the Quest for Cake. More women are risking their health to inject god-knows-what into their bewtocks in pursuit of a new ideal beauty standard.


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