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The Most Important Question Ever (According to My Audience) - LUD #5

Sorry for the double-post. I forgot to tick the box that actually charges patrons for the video lol. Kind of important.

SUCK MY AMERICA

This might be my favorite video I've ever made. I tried my best to channel the spirit of George Carlin.

Normally, I try to avoid going anywhere near political topics, but I hoped if I made it sufficiently absurd that people would realize I'm joking and not trying to start a debate.

Still, no matter how explicit I make it that my rants aren't meant to be taken seriously, no matter how over-the-top I make them, there's always a few.

It's been a while since ...

How To Impress the Ladies: A Guide for Nerds (You) - LUD #4

Guess who's back...

Back again...

Damn, it's been a while since the last proper video post. If you don't follow my twitter/livestreams (which you should :^)), you might not have heard, but I've been sick the past few months, and it was pretty much impossible to do any work. It sucks too, because my channel was growing very quickly, and the whole thing just came to a complete stand still.

But hey, shit happens.

Anyway, I'm recovered, I'm back, and I'...

Never Post Your FEET - Listen Up Dumbasses #3

I sometimes imagine meeting my past self, the person I was 10 or 15 years ago, and telling him "You're gonna make a living by playing an anime girl who sounds like Joey Diaz and talks about feet on the internet."

I wonder how he'd react.

Anyway, I hope you guys enjoyed this one. Definitely a weird topic.

Would SEX w/Your CLONE Be GAY? - Listen Up Dumbasses #2

Almost forgot to post this lol.

Tonkatsu is becoming the anime adaptation of Dear Abby. I love taking stupid questions and thinking about them really seriously, so this style of video works really well for me. I think "Listen Up Dumbasses" is going to be a regular series.

Hope you guys are having a good holiday season.

I know money gets tight around the end of the year since everyone's buying gifts and copious amounts of booze, so thank you guys for conti...

Why Do I Keep Getting Friendzoned? - Listen Up Dumbasses #1

I loved doing this video. Katsu is an arrogant, self-aggrandizing know-it-all, so this type of content suits her character perfectly. It also suits me personally because I can bs and riff and make jokes, but I can also sneak some genuine advice in there when the opportunity arises and I feel like I have something legitimate to say.

I was surprised at the response to the friendzone segment. I thought people would find it boring, but it got the most positive reception ...

Cursed Video DO NOT WATCH

OMG I almost forgot to post this.

Alright you degenerates, that's it. The futa meme is dead. It's over. No more of that.

But yeah no for real I'll probably make another video about it. fml.

Happy halloween!

Interspecies Reviewers Update

Episodes 7-10 of our reaction have been added to the folder. 11 and 12 coming soon.

WATCH: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1DR-x1oFXfAIPOzvQJAt_p73qgOupfXti?usp=sharing

Interspecies Reviewers Reaction (Patreon Exclusive)

Finally, some Patreon exclusive content.

Since Dashie and I are reviewing this series in our stream tomorrow, we recorded our reactions while watching it. It was pretty damn entertaining.

There's an edited version that's going to be up on Youtube, but here are the uncut, uncensored videos:

Link: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1D...

My Followers Show Me the Last Image They Saved...

When I started this video, I had no idea what I was getting into. I figured a few dozen people would reply and show me their images.

Turns out people are way more eager to show off their degenerate interests than I thought. I ended up getting thousands of replies, and sorting through all of them took a toll on my soul. I'll probably make a part 2 for this, because there's still so much fucked up stuff that didn't make it in here.

Also, I now know what wendigos ...

Protesting Lolis and Policing Degeneracy on Twitter

lol youtube keeps age-restricting my videos. I wonder why?

That first segment is something I've wanted to say for a long time, that video of the lady with the sign just gave me an excuse to do it. Both sides are stupid, and their rhetoric is disingenuous, black-and-white thinking that lacks any nuance.

Here's the interesting part about that video: I thought I was going to piss everybody off because I was disagreeing with both sides. But what actually happened w...

The Tentacle Monster Diaries

I just keep leaning into these Tonkatsu lore videos. People seem to love them and engage with the stories. I would never have imagined there was a desire for this kind of content. It's great, because they're so much fun to do.

I'll probably do a couple more of these, and then do something else for a few videos, just to mix things up. I don't want to ride the gimmick into the ground, and I feel like it could get stale if I don't break it up with other content.

T...

Being a 𝙃𝙀𝙉𝙏𝘼𝙄 GIRL Sucks

I like it when I can work Tonkatsu's stupid lore into a video. The whole story about her previous work in the hentai industry and what happened then is fun to talk about, because I just get to make things up.

This video was a long time in the making. I got sick earlier this month, and there was a solid week where I couldn't do anything. I'm better now, but that really sucked.

Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy this one. There's several segments in here that haven't ...

The Most Disgusting Anime Girl of All Time - Yamai Ren [Komi Can't Communicate]

There is nothing I love more than complaining about things I don't like, and that's exactly what this video is.

I've been grossed out by this character since S1. However, I've been watching Komi S2 with a friend, and she found Yamai and her scenes disgusting as well. Once I realized I wasn't the only one, I started looking around on forums and social media, and lo and behold, NOBODY likes Yamai, so I figured there was a market for this video.

Other than that, n...

Racist Vampire Looks Like Michael Jackson

I was drunk. That is all that needs to be said about this video. Normally, I use these posts to give a little insight into my thought process on a given video, for anyone who wishes to read it. In this case, there is no insight; it's just a shitpost.

I still can't believe this movie got memed back into theaters.

Anyway, I hope you guys at least got a laugh out of this. I'm gonna go work on an actual serious video. As always, thank you guys for writing my payche...

Don't Cancel Amber Heard, You Morons - The Depp Lawsuit and Mob Justice

I wrote this video four days ago. Then I realized the trial was ending on Friday, and I was like "oh shit."

A lot of the points are contingent on not knowing the verdict. I knew I could gamble and hope that deliberation lasted more than one day, so I'd have the whole weekend to work on it, but I couldn't know for sure, so it was a mad fucking dash to record and edit this thing.

The last day was a 22-hour-long editing session. It was insane, and there were sever...

I'm not TSUNDERE, I'm AMBER HEARD

I know I'm an anime reviewer, but sometimes, something happens in the 3DPD realm that's insane enough to attract my attention. AH is worst girl.

Seriously though, other than watching Komi S2 and Spy X Family, the only thing I've been doing is following this trial. I have it on all day while I'm editing.

Also Spy X Family is the shit. Are any of you guys watching that? Yor is definitely the waifu of the season. Every season, there's always one.

I guess thi...

Why Anime Romance Sucks - My Dress-Up Darling Episodes 7-12

I wasn't sure if I was going to finish this one before the end of the month. I'm glad that I did so I can be done with this show and move on to something else.

I really had high hopes for MDD in the beginning. The characters and premise were so cool. All it had to do was not stick to the shitty anime romance formula, and that's what it ended up doing.

I don't hate the show, and I'll probably watch future seasons if they happen, I just hate the formula and I'm s...

Loli Police, Genderbent Kirito, and Naruto Running - Awful Twitter Comments #4

Sorry for the lack of content lately, guys. This month has been rough. I won't go into too much detail, but someone close to me is going through a difficult time, and it's been hard to work.

Things will be back to normal soon. As always, thank you all for being here and, and thank you for supporting me. It really does mean the world.

Most VTubers are DOING IT WRONG - How to be a VTuber the Right Way With Tonkatsu Sinclair

Man, was this fun to do. As long as this video doesn't completely flop, I'm definitely doing more of these. There's so many brilliant lessons Katsu can teach about VTubing, anime, and a whole host of other topics.

This is basically why I started the VTubing thing in the first place: so that I could create characters and do scenes like this, without having to animate all of it. I love writing character interactions and quick back and forth dialogue like this; it's so ...

The John Wick of Weeaboos

What a ridiculous video.

The thing that always impressed me about this commenter was how creative he is. Instead of just saying "watch Symphogear" over and over, he would always find a way to take the topic of whatever video he was commenting on, and twist it into a joke where the punchline was "watch Symphogear." That's why it didn't get old, and this is some of the best proof I've ever seen that anything can be entertaining if it's done right.

Tonkatsu is a f...

NFTeeZ NUTS

I want to say thanks to you guys. I wasn't sure if you would be cool with me putting music here as paid content, since I figure most people signed up for this based on the main Katsu videos, which is completely understandable. So I asked you guys and put up a poll.

The response was overwhelmingly positive and encouraging, and you guys left a lot of supportive comments, and I really appreciate that. It makes me glad to know that I can be a little more experimental wit...

Should I put music on patreon?

I'll keep it short since you guys have better shit to do:

I've been having a debate with myself over whether or not I should post the NFT song as a Patreon item. I put as much work into it as a regular video, but at the same time, I recognize you guys are probably pledged for the "main" videos, and not side content like that.

I'd like to make music, and music videos, for the channel from time to time, and it would be great to make money off that work, for lack ...

Feminist NFTs, Pickle Waifus, and Other Garbage - Awful Twitter Comments #3

Time for a shitpost video.

My favorite part of this was definitely the NFT song. I love making music, but I haven't been doing it much since I started this channel. I'm always just working on the next video. I'd like to start incorporating more musical segments into these things.

These twitter videos are fun. When I do reviews, I try to write solid scripts that are funny but also have some kind of point to make. I even try to say something thought-provoking whe...

You Won't Care About Marin in a Year...Will You? - My Dress-Up Darling Episode 1-6 Review

Man, I worked my balls off on this one. Normally, once I finish a video script, it takes me *at least* a week to record and edit it, but this one I did in five days. Five and a half days, actually. The last day was an 18-hour editing marathon.

These Tonkatsu reviews are still very new to me, but I think I'm finally getting a formula down in terms of the editing and delivery. In terms of the material, I love being able to talk about whatever I want and not being const...

An Avalanche of Lewds and Degeneracy - Awful Twitter Comments #2

Twitter is an awful site, but there's lots of porn, so it all kinda balances out, right?

As stupid as they are, I love doing these videos. The anime reviews require a lot more thought, because there's always some form of analysis that goes into them, even if it's explaining why High Guardian Spice is insensitive to anime women.

With these things, I can just bounce Katsu's personality off of the audience and cover a much wider variety of topics with a much wider...

The Most Offensive Show I've Ever Seen - High Guardian Spice

This was supposed to come out like two months ago when High Guardian Spice was actually relevant, but it wouldn't be me if I didn't completely fail to meet my own deadlines.

But yeah, I wrote this in November, but then I got distracted by Komi and put it on hold. Then I got sick in December and by the time I was better, I had completely forgotten this video even existed. A couple weeks ago I was searching for a topic for the next Katsu episode, and discovered this fu...

This is What Happens When Your Waifu Discovers Twitter - Replying to Awful Twitter Comments

Happy New Year guys!

Getting this one in right before the buzzer, and not just for the month, but for 2021.

I was really sick this month, and wasn't able to work for a while, so when I got back to it, I decided to do something different. I gave Katsu's model an overhaul and started experimenting with short-form videos on Twitter. I originally intended to just leave them there, but I ended up putting so much work into them that I decided to compile them into a l...

Making Waifus Real by Scalping Chicken Tendies - Tonkatsu's Plan for 2022

Dumbest video I've ever made, but also one of the most fun. I wanted to see what Tonkatsu would be like if she wasn't constrained by trying to review a show. I wanted to let the character run wild without having to worry about analyzing something. I saw all those stupid articles about tendie shortages, and it just kind of took off from there.

I've been wanting to make that joke about GBP = Good Boy Points for years, that's one of the main reasons I did this. It was f...

Komi CAN Communicate, and She's Better at It Than You

I really got behind on content this month. Learning how to livestream took up a good chunk of my time, and I knew it would, but I didn't expect to fall that far behind. I thought I wasn't going to get another video out this month, but a week ago I was like "no, I have to, or I'll hate myself." I was watching Komi at the time, and that's how this video was born. I'm glad I could get it in here right at the buzzer.

I really like this show, and it made me think a lot. I...